I love public transportation. Yes it’s dirty and unreliable, but the true gems of public transit are the people. Recently, I started cataloguing some of the amazing things I overhear. Its fun already, isn't it? This one comes to you from one of our friends in the 'Loin. It's a couple of months old but that doesn't mean I forget how amazing it was to hear these words frolicking out of this guy's mouth and into my ears.